Pangrams

A sentence that contains all 26 letters is called a pangram. The best known one is “The quick brown fox,” yada yada, but there a few lesser known ones, like:

  • The five boxing wizards jump quickly. (Great if you’re a Harry Potter fan)
  • Jinxed wizards pluck ivy from the big quilt. (Also seriously Potteresque)
  • Crazy Fredrick bought many very exquisite opal jewels.

Between you and me, making up pangrams is a great way to pass time in a boring meeting. You look quite serious, and you’re writing stuff down, so you have to be working, right?

Do you think you can come up with one? Post it in the comments below. Found a good one online? Post that, too.

(Info sourced from HowStuffWorks.com)

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Don’t Call me Rosalyn

Nothing more irritating than seeing your name misspelled in print.

One of the most common errors I meet when editing is the misspelling of names. Even seasoned writers do it, and it drives me nuts. I frequently receive stories in which the subject of the interview is spelled wrong. Honey, with name spelling trends being what they are, I’m not ashamed to ask you even if your name is Jane . . . just in case you spell it J’ain.

The problem is so common that whenever a story comes across my desk for editing I Google all the names in it—even brand names. And my hit rate is shocking.

Why, people? It’s such an easy problem to solve. Just Google it! Or check Facebook. They’ve got 1.7 billion users; don’t you think there’s a good chance you’ll find your subject there? Check things like punctuation and unusual variation, too. Is it Williams Auto or William’s Auto? Shops or Shoppes? 

It only takes about 30 seconds to avoid embarrassment that will haunt you in print for months . . . or in cyberspace for a lifetime.

I’ve done my part. Now it’s your turn. Leave a comment below.

Feeling Sorry for Satan

Nobody’s 100% anything. Not even the bad guys.

We all love a good villain. But too often writers try so hard to make the antagonist come across like a bad guy that they forget to make them human. They forget to add nuance and texture to their characters.

Remember that most bad guys don’t think they’re bad. They see themselves as the good guys. They believe their fight is just. A good, memorable, well-written villain isn’t pure evil; leave that for Saturday morning cartoons.

Insurgents believe they are fighting a just war. They think they’ve been wronged. They retaliate.

Sympathetic traits give your villain dimension. They make him relatable. Now, note that you don’t have to like a villain, or root for him, for him to be sympathetic. He simply has to have strong human traits that you can identify with. No matter how atrocious the acts he commits are, he believes he is justified. In spite of yourself, you recognise his humanity.


Hannibal Lecter was erudite, charming, and learned—and he spared Jodie Foster’s life. Ra’s Al Ghul believed that Gotham was inherently corrupt and hypocritical, and needed to be cleansed. Satan got his feelings hurt.


Say what, now? Yes, THAT Satan. He wanted to be the most beloved, and he was not. He wanted to be top dawg, but simply didn’t have what it took. He was cast out of heaven, and when he hit the ground, he hit hard. It hurt. So he retaliated.
Poor guy.


Sit down and think of three good reasons to feel sorry for Satan. If you can do that, you’re well on your way to developing the sensitivity that breeds great, three-dimensional characters.

Please comment below and let us know what you think.

Billylovesboobs

Enough with the sophomoric email addresses. Grow up!

Would you do business with someone with an email address like billylovesboobs@whateverthehell.com? Well, maybe I would, if the pay were right, but still . . . .


Your email address is one of the first things people see about you, and when you’re doing business, it must reflect positively on you. Too many times I get professional communiques from people with email addresses that graphically describe their physical attributes, their flair for obscene or misogynistic language, or their sexual proclivities. Which I do not want to know about, especially if we’re talking business.


Take it from an old pro: get yourself an email address that you’d be proud to email the President from. Maybe just your name, (with a twist if that’s already taken), the name of your business, or some quality or attribute that sells.


Keep the dirty-word email addresses for when you’re chatting with your homies, or signing up with porn sites. Got that, miss lusciouslips@memail.com?

Comments and questions, guys. Let’s talk it through!

Why Editors Need to be Edited

We all screw up. Sometimes, spectacularly.

Have you spotted an error on my site? If so, I’d be grateful if you’d point it out to me. I try very hard not to mess things up, but I’m only human. I make mistakes.

That’s why even editors need editors. Want an example? I once wrote in a document, “The sector will weather the storm and emerge un-buttered.”

*hangs head in shame

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raNDom cApitALisaTION should be a Criminal Offence.

Too many capital letters spoil the alphabet soup.

When I’m editing, this makes my top 5 search and destroy list. And Trinis love capitals. We use them to make things sound exciting. “He had a Heart Attack!” “Our Furniture is Half-Off!” Arbitrary capitals hurt my eyes!


We use them as a gesture of respect: “My Mom is a Doctor.” No, honey, your mom is a doctor. It’s just a profession. No capital needed. You can, however, say, “Doctor Bennet is my mother.” Because then you’re using her professional designation as a title.

Also, did ya see how I didn’t use a capital letter on ‘mom’? When you’re referring to someone in the third person, you don’t say “my Mom”. You use lower case letters. “My mom” or “my dad”.

When you’re speaking to them, however, it’s all good. Say, “Mom, did you make dinner yet?” or, even better, “Mom, we made dinner!”

What do you think? Leave a comment and let’s talk.

Lost M&M

No M&M left behind.

You know how the Bible says that if a shepherd has lost one sheep, he’ll leave the other 99 and go searching for it?

Well, if I lose one M&M, I’ll leave the others on the pack and get down on my hands and knees to search under my desk until I find the one I dropped!

(It was delicious.)

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Wild Herds of Punctuation Marks on the Loose

We’ve lost control of our keyboards. Punctuation marks have taken over!

Cartoon of snakes shaped like a question mark and an exclamation mark.
They’re on the loose!

Perhaps it’s due to global warming, or maybe overpopulation, but have you noticed that punctuation marks which once roamed the wild like lone wolves have taken to grazing in herds? Multiple question marks terrorise the neighbourhood. Why????

And those exclamation points!!! Oh my God!!!! They’re everywhere!!!!

Call me old-fashioned (but don’t call me old), but I kinda think your writing should be strong enough that just one punctuation mark should suffice. Instead of saying OMG!!! I love you!!!, how about finding a fresh, endearing and memorable way to do it instead?

Excited to hear your point of view. Leave a comment below.

Never, Never, Never Start a Sentence With ‘And’

Time to toss out the old “rules” we never should have had in the first place.

Or ‘but’. Or ‘so’. Or any number of co-ordinating conjunctions that join two sentences. You know what else I want to start a sentence with? ‘Bite me’. Well, to be honest, that’s a complete sentence, but you get my drift.

There is nothing wrong with starting a sentence with any of these words, including or,
nor, for, so, and yet. It used to drive me batshit when editors went at my novels with hammer and tongs and started shredding my story, all to satisfy some mythical ‘rule’ that doesn’t exist.

When we were in primary school the teachers taught us that these words could only join sentences, for example: “You’re ugly, but I totally like you anyway,” or “Roslyn Carrington is the greatest writer of her generation, and damned if she isn’t horrendously underpaid.”

That was their way of teaching you to write complete sentences, and helping you stop writing phrases thinking they were full sentences. In other words, it was like rubbing aloes on your fingertips to stop you from biting your nails.

But, now that we’re all grown up, let’s recognise that we don’t need these training wheels for our sentences anymore. Your sentence will trot happily along if you start it with a conjunction, and the grammar police won’t put you in shackles.

And to quote Forrest Gump, that’s all I got to say about that.

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