Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken by Johnny B. Truant
Once again, Truant’s excellent chapter-naming skills come into play. For instance, Chapter 1 is called “Cold Prick”.
Doesn’t get any more attention-grabbing than that! By now, Reginald is getting used to being a vampire, and trying to overcome that lingering feeling of being grossed out by the idea of clamping his mouth down on someone else’s neck just to have a meal.
We all know that when you get changed, you stay the way you are for all of eternity—unless you get roasted by the sun or staked, of course. So Reginald (don’t call him Reggie) is fat—very, very fat—for good. And while his vampire powers do little for his skill, speed or strength, he has discovered that his brain is hopped up to vamp-speed. He’s now the most intelligent vampire in the world.
And he has a girlfriend who wants him to change her.
Pairing
Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken pairs well with . . .
50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls! Apart from the fact that that’s the best cookbook title I’ve ever heard, cooking chicken for Reginald will hopefully keep us off the menu!
This cool XTERRA treadmill, like the ones poor Reginald is being forced to run on for hours by a malicious shape-shifting incubus. Which does him no good because, yup, vampires can’t lose weight.
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