Young Me

It’s like staring down a time tunnel.

I made that suit myself, by the way!

My first (and only) book tour: a 10-city tour to promote A Thirst For Rain. In 1999, I think. (Insert Prince song clip here.) Man I was young. And now, looking back on my career and life, it’s interesting to reflect on what Young Roslyn thought about herself. Especially the part about whether or not to have kids! (I have two teens now.)

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Hands Off My Tittle!

It’s not as dirty as you think.

Some words just sound naughty, even if they aren’t. Take “jot” and “tittle”. They always make me think of someone snickering, “Yeah, I’d like to jot her tittle . . . .”

But no, they’re not only squeaky clean (well, mostly, there’s a naughty definition of “jot” you’ll have to look up yourself), they’re also quite interesting.

Anyway, let’s look at the old-school definition. In Matthew 5:18, Jesus said, “For verily I say unto you, till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.”

So what is a “jot”? It means the smallest part of the alphabet, the least letter, the smallest bit of writing. So if you say you’re jotting something down, you ain’t writing a dissertation, honey. If you want to insult someone and leave them confused at the same time, just say, “That don’t make a jot of sense.” It is related to the word “iota”, which we’re all familiar with.

A “tittle” is a dot, stroke or point in writing, like the dot over an i or a j, or the cross (no pun intended) over a t.

So there ya go.

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The Longest Word

Cartoon of Mary Poppins floating through the air with her parasol.

I’m going to stick an earworm into your ear, and once it’s in, it will be the devil to get out. Here goes: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. You can hear the music in your head now, can’t you? Dum-dee-dee-doo-dah . . . . You can thank me later.

While it is one of the longest words in the English language, it certainly isn’t the longest. There are a lot of contenders for that, such as pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, which is a type of lung disease caused by inhaling ash and dust. And that, my friends, is why I decided not to go into medicine.

(Info sourced from grammerly.com)

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Pangrams

A sentence that contains all 26 letters is called a pangram. The best known one is “The quick brown fox,” yada yada, but there a few lesser known ones, like:

  • The five boxing wizards jump quickly. (Great if you’re a Harry Potter fan)
  • Jinxed wizards pluck ivy from the big quilt. (Also seriously Potteresque)
  • Crazy Fredrick bought many very exquisite opal jewels.

Between you and me, making up pangrams is a great way to pass time in a boring meeting. You look quite serious, and you’re writing stuff down, so you have to be working, right?

Do you think you can come up with one? Post it in the comments below. Found a good one online? Post that, too.

(Info sourced from HowStuffWorks.com)

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Billylovesboobs

Enough with the sophomoric email addresses. Grow up!

Would you do business with someone with an email address like billylovesboobs@whateverthehell.com? Well, maybe I would, if the pay were right, but still . . . .


Your email address is one of the first things people see about you, and when you’re doing business, it must reflect positively on you. Too many times I get professional communiques from people with email addresses that graphically describe their physical attributes, their flair for obscene or misogynistic language, or their sexual proclivities. Which I do not want to know about, especially if we’re talking business.


Take it from an old pro: get yourself an email address that you’d be proud to email the President from. Maybe just your name, (with a twist if that’s already taken), the name of your business, or some quality or attribute that sells.


Keep the dirty-word email addresses for when you’re chatting with your homies, or signing up with porn sites. Got that, miss lusciouslips@memail.com?

Comments and questions, guys. Let’s talk it through!

Why Editors Need to be Edited

We all screw up. Sometimes, spectacularly.

Have you spotted an error on my site? If so, I’d be grateful if you’d point it out to me. I try very hard not to mess things up, but I’m only human. I make mistakes.

That’s why even editors need editors. Want an example? I once wrote in a document, “The sector will weather the storm and emerge un-buttered.”

*hangs head in shame

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