‘Or’ vs ‘And’

What’s the diff?

Poster on wall saying "No eating and drinking".

I spotted this poster on a wall at the mall and just had to take a photo. It’s a common mistake; you see it everywhere. No eating and drinking. The ticklish bit here is the ‘and’. Do they mean that you aren’t allowed to do both in their store at the same time? That if you’re eating and not drinking, it’s okay, or if you’re drinking but not eating, it’s fine, just don’t do both?

Sometimes you even see: No smoking, eating and drinking.  No cell phones and cameras. No vending and soliciting.

I know everyone understands what the sign says. I know I’m being a bit nit-picky, but I am what I am. Up to me, I’d use ‘or’, so it’s clear that none of these activities is acceptable. Even if you’re only doing one of them.

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Roots from the Cotton Tree

Cover photo of Roots from the Cotton Tree. Surreal drawing of  woman's face intertwined with tree roots.

Congrats to one of my writing coaching/editing clients in the UK, Nicola Brooks-Williamson, on the publication of her novel, Roots from the Cotton Tree, now available on Amazon Kindle.

It’s a beautifully written fantasy novel about a young woman who begins to realise she’s different, and who embarks upon a journey to the West Indies to seek out her roots . . . and soon realises she comes from a long line of supernatural beings who reside in the realm of West Indian mythology.

The fantasy element took me right back to my myth-loving childhood, but at the same time, the main character, Sarah, was solid, interesting and real. Good job, Nicola!

Read about other client successes here.

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Only Having Fun

Red and white poster with the words Dispose of Toilet Tissue Only in the Toilet.

I love the word ‘only’. You can have so much fun with it, depending on where you place it in a sentence. Take this poster.

Think about how the sentence would change if you moved the word ‘only’ around. For example:

 

  • Only dispose of toilet tissue in the toilet: are they using it for something else?
  • Dispose of only toilet tissue in the toilet: are they putting other stuff in there?
  • Dispose of toilet tissue in the toilet only: are they putting it somewhere else?

You can get yourself in a pickle if you don’t use ‘only’ right. Think of how it would affect your relationship if you used it like this: Only I love you. I only love you. I love only you. I love you only.

Think of how your relationship could turn out with these different declarations:

  • Only I love you.
  • I only love you.
  • I love only you.
  • I love you only.

If you love words and have nothing better to do, you can have a lot of fun.

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Young Me

It’s like staring down a time tunnel.

I made that suit myself, by the way!

My first (and only) book tour: a 10-city tour to promote A Thirst For Rain. In 1999, I think. (Insert Prince song clip here.) Man I was young. And now, looking back on my career and life, it’s interesting to reflect on what Young Roslyn thought about herself. Especially the part about whether or not to have kids! (I have two teens now.)

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A Kid is a Baby Goat

Stand your ground against the Grammar Police.

Cute cartoon of a baby goat. Or a 'kid' if you like.

True, but a ‘kid’ is also a juvenile human creature—quite often annoying, but let’s not go there. I know it’s standard use in America, but here in the Caribbean, you’d be surprised how many people will fight you down to the ground if you use the word ‘kid’ to mean child. I have had people send back my work with the word ‘kid’ circled in red with the witty, original, and utterly-never-heard-before comment, “You mean a baby goat?”

Oh, grow up. As an editor I get paid to be nit-picky about language, but as a person in possession of a working brain and a functional concept of how languages work, I also reside on this planet, and I have two points to make.

  1. Language is alive. Just like you and me: It is born, it grows, it matures, it changes, and it will eventually die. A few years ago the word ‘selfie’ didn’t exist. Or ‘blog’ or ‘vlog’ or ‘twerk’ . . . or dozens more.  They were created to fill a need. Also, words we consider “proper” English had different meanings in earlier times. We use the word ‘slut’ today to mean a woman with low sexual values, but it originally meant a dirty and unkempt woman. The word ‘nice’ originally meant foolish or stupid; now it has morphed into the wishy-washy non-word we all know and love. The meaning of words changes.
  2. I first heard the word ‘kid’ back in the 60’s, on Sesame Street. When I was a kid myself. It dates back more than 100 years. And as far as I’m concerned, if a word has been around so long, it’s earned its stripes.

So, if you feel strongly about it,  you can type ‘children’ until your hands hurt, but if I choose to do otherwise, there’s no need to get all up on my back about it, ‘kay?

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Don’t Decorate Your Copy

Time to put on our big-girl panties.

To                    :           All Writers, Everywhere

From               :           A Beleaguered Editor

Subject            :           Overenthusiastic Decoration of Copy

Clip art image of elaborate decorative letters.

If you’re a 12-year-old girl, please feel free to decorate your copy with fancy fonts, different coloured text, watermarks, random stolen images, unicorns, pixies, emoticons and LOLs.

If you are not a 12-year-old girl, but a professional writer or a student, and you want to be taken seriously, please curb your enthusiasm. Use a simple font, such as Times, Calibri, or any of the crap MS Word defaults to. Use black ink, not lilac. Keep watermarks to a minimum, and when you use them, insert only data such as page number, heading, author, etc. I do not need to see your collection of My Little Pony fan art.

If you do unleash your inner graphic artist all over the page, not only will you come across as a rank amateur, but you will also waste my precious time (for which I am billing you by the hour) and piss me off. And editors are the Incredible Hulks of the literary world. You won’t like us when we’re angry.

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I Hate my Boobs.

Well, not really. But I got your attention, didn’t I.

At present, I’m not happy with my boobs, so presently I will be checking myself in for a lil’ nip and tuck.

April Fool! My boobs are just fine, thanks. In fact, I’ve been told they’re spectacular. I just wanted to demonstrate the difference between ‘at present’ and ‘presently’, which is so easy to understand and yet many people get them confused, including mainstream media and major publishers.

It’s simple: ‘at present’ deals with the now. This very moment. ‘Presently’ deals with the future, stuff that will happen soon but hasn’t started yet. So, “At present I am enjoying a cold brew or two” = “I ‘m knocking back a half-case of Carib beer over here.” and, “I shall be with you presently” = “Relax, man! I’ll be there soon!”

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I’d Like to Complement the Windies on Their Spectacular Win

(Even though I know nothing about cricket.)

Oh . . . wait . . . sorry. I meant to compliment them. ‘Complement’ and ‘compliment’ are often confused, but easy to tell apart, if you look hard enough.

‘Complement’ with an E means to be a harmonious addition to something. For example, white wine is a great complement to a fish dinner. Colours and angles can also be complementary, in that they complete or enhance each other.

On the other hand, ‘compliment’ with an I means to give positive feedback, as in a lot of people have paid me some very nice compliments about my Scribble Pad posts.

‘Complimentary’ also means an extension of courtesy or good manners . . . and it implies that something is free of charge.  So when you’re invited to a fete where the drinks are ‘complimentary’ it means you don’t have to pay for them . . . your rum and Coke will not tell you how well your dress goes with your shoes.

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My Neighbour Pisses Me Off

Seriously, he needs to stop . . . .

He’s continually pissing on my boundary wall. But it’s a good thing he doesn’t piss continuously, or he’d be dead.

Let me explain. A continuous action is one that doesn’t cease, like the waves on the ocean, rolling and rolling. Big Ben has been ticking continuously since 1859 (except maybe when they change batteries, but you know what I mean.)

Continually refers to an action that has a start and a finish, which happens over and over, but doesn’t go on uninterrupted. So this guy next door, he peed on my wall last night, zipped up and walked away. Tonight, he’ll probably do the same thing. Continual, right?

And I continuously hate his guts.

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Working in My Jammies!

When I started working from home, the thing I looked forward to every day was sitting around in my everyday clothes and scratching my butt. Well, technically, that’s not true. I discovered quite quickly that I was at my most productive when I dressed for work, even when nobody was around to see me. I was less tempted to fall back into bed and drool the day away.

Cartoon of woman working in the lotus position wearing casual clothing. A cup of coffee is next to her and she's working on her laptop.

But I simply wanted to demonstrate the difference between “everyday” and “every day”. It’s staggeringly simple, but many people get it confused, even large corporations in their ads and publications. “We give quality service everyday!” I saw it on a billboard this week and my head steamed so badly my hair went straight.

“Everyday” —one word—means ordinary, blah, dull as dust.

“Every day”—two words—refers to the length of time determined by the solar cycle; the rising and setting of the sun.

Easy peasy. So even though my everyday wear consists of an old T-shirt, a saggy pair of men’s boxers, and a pair of flip-flops, every day God brings I open my eyes and give praise.

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