Hi, Mom!

When free-range capital letters should come home to roost.

Funny enough, one of the most common errors I come across when I’m editing is one of the simplest, and one that we all learn very early in primary school. It has to do with the capitalisation of proper nouns vs common nouns.

There are a lot of instances in which people make mistakes, but the one I want to deal with today has to do with family relationships, and how we refer to our parents, aunties, uncles, etc.

There’s a tendency to capitalise the word Mom, for example, regardless of the context. But remember that if we’re using the word generically, there’s no need to capitalise. If it’s a form of address, we do. Meaning you say: “Is that your mom over there?” (No capital M as you are referring to the person, not addressing them, and there are a dozen moms in the room.)

But we say, “You make the best shepherd’s pie in the world, Mom!” (Because you’re talking to the person. And yes, I do make the best shepherd’s pie in the world.)

You can also be talking about the person but using their title, as in, “Did you ask Mummy if you can sleep over this weekend?”

The same goes for other relationships. You say, “Your auntie is on the phone,” but you also say, “Auntie Aggie is on the phone”.

We cool now? Good.

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The Longest Word

Cartoon of Mary Poppins floating through the air with her parasol.

I’m going to stick an earworm into your ear, and once it’s in, it will be the devil to get out. Here goes: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. You can hear the music in your head now, can’t you? Dum-dee-dee-doo-dah . . . . You can thank me later.

While it is one of the longest words in the English language, it certainly isn’t the longest. There are a lot of contenders for that, such as pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, which is a type of lung disease caused by inhaling ash and dust. And that, my friends, is why I decided not to go into medicine.

(Info sourced from grammerly.com)

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Don’t Call me Rosalyn

Nothing more irritating than seeing your name misspelled in print.

One of the most common errors I meet when editing is the misspelling of names. Even seasoned writers do it, and it drives me nuts. I frequently receive stories in which the subject of the interview is spelled wrong. Honey, with name spelling trends being what they are, I’m not ashamed to ask you even if your name is Jane . . . just in case you spell it J’ain.

The problem is so common that whenever a story comes across my desk for editing I Google all the names in it—even brand names. And my hit rate is shocking.

Why, people? It’s such an easy problem to solve. Just Google it! Or check Facebook. They’ve got 1.7 billion users; don’t you think there’s a good chance you’ll find your subject there? Check things like punctuation and unusual variation, too. Is it Williams Auto or William’s Auto? Shops or Shoppes? 

It only takes about 30 seconds to avoid embarrassment that will haunt you in print for months . . . or in cyberspace for a lifetime.

I’ve done my part. Now it’s your turn. Leave a comment below.

Feeling Sorry for Satan

Nobody’s 100% anything. Not even the bad guys.

We all love a good villain. But too often writers try so hard to make the antagonist come across like a bad guy that they forget to make them human. They forget to add nuance and texture to their characters.

Remember that most bad guys don’t think they’re bad. They see themselves as the good guys. They believe their fight is just. A good, memorable, well-written villain isn’t pure evil; leave that for Saturday morning cartoons.

Insurgents believe they are fighting a just war. They think they’ve been wronged. They retaliate.

Sympathetic traits give your villain dimension. They make him relatable. Now, note that you don’t have to like a villain, or root for him, for him to be sympathetic. He simply has to have strong human traits that you can identify with. No matter how atrocious the acts he commits are, he believes he is justified. In spite of yourself, you recognise his humanity.


Hannibal Lecter was erudite, charming, and learned—and he spared Jodie Foster’s life. Ra’s Al Ghul believed that Gotham was inherently corrupt and hypocritical, and needed to be cleansed. Satan got his feelings hurt.


Say what, now? Yes, THAT Satan. He wanted to be the most beloved, and he was not. He wanted to be top dawg, but simply didn’t have what it took. He was cast out of heaven, and when he hit the ground, he hit hard. It hurt. So he retaliated.
Poor guy.


Sit down and think of three good reasons to feel sorry for Satan. If you can do that, you’re well on your way to developing the sensitivity that breeds great, three-dimensional characters.

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Billylovesboobs

Enough with the sophomoric email addresses. Grow up!

Would you do business with someone with an email address like billylovesboobs@whateverthehell.com? Well, maybe I would, if the pay were right, but still . . . .


Your email address is one of the first things people see about you, and when you’re doing business, it must reflect positively on you. Too many times I get professional communiques from people with email addresses that graphically describe their physical attributes, their flair for obscene or misogynistic language, or their sexual proclivities. Which I do not want to know about, especially if we’re talking business.


Take it from an old pro: get yourself an email address that you’d be proud to email the President from. Maybe just your name, (with a twist if that’s already taken), the name of your business, or some quality or attribute that sells.


Keep the dirty-word email addresses for when you’re chatting with your homies, or signing up with porn sites. Got that, miss lusciouslips@memail.com?

Comments and questions, guys. Let’s talk it through!

raNDom cApitALisaTION should be a Criminal Offence.

Too many capital letters spoil the alphabet soup.

When I’m editing, this makes my top 5 search and destroy list. And Trinis love capitals. We use them to make things sound exciting. “He had a Heart Attack!” “Our Furniture is Half-Off!” Arbitrary capitals hurt my eyes!


We use them as a gesture of respect: “My Mom is a Doctor.” No, honey, your mom is a doctor. It’s just a profession. No capital needed. You can, however, say, “Doctor Bennet is my mother.” Because then you’re using her professional designation as a title.

Also, did ya see how I didn’t use a capital letter on ‘mom’? When you’re referring to someone in the third person, you don’t say “my Mom”. You use lower case letters. “My mom” or “my dad”.

When you’re speaking to them, however, it’s all good. Say, “Mom, did you make dinner yet?” or, even better, “Mom, we made dinner!”

What do you think? Leave a comment and let’s talk.

Wild Herds of Punctuation Marks on the Loose

We’ve lost control of our keyboards. Punctuation marks have taken over!

Cartoon of snakes shaped like a question mark and an exclamation mark.
They’re on the loose!

Perhaps it’s due to global warming, or maybe overpopulation, but have you noticed that punctuation marks which once roamed the wild like lone wolves have taken to grazing in herds? Multiple question marks terrorise the neighbourhood. Why????

And those exclamation points!!! Oh my God!!!! They’re everywhere!!!!

Call me old-fashioned (but don’t call me old), but I kinda think your writing should be strong enough that just one punctuation mark should suffice. Instead of saying OMG!!! I love you!!!, how about finding a fresh, endearing and memorable way to do it instead?

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Never, Never, Never Start a Sentence With ‘And’

Time to toss out the old “rules” we never should have had in the first place.

Or ‘but’. Or ‘so’. Or any number of co-ordinating conjunctions that join two sentences. You know what else I want to start a sentence with? ‘Bite me’. Well, to be honest, that’s a complete sentence, but you get my drift.

There is nothing wrong with starting a sentence with any of these words, including or,
nor, for, so, and yet. It used to drive me batshit when editors went at my novels with hammer and tongs and started shredding my story, all to satisfy some mythical ‘rule’ that doesn’t exist.

When we were in primary school the teachers taught us that these words could only join sentences, for example: “You’re ugly, but I totally like you anyway,” or “Roslyn Carrington is the greatest writer of her generation, and damned if she isn’t horrendously underpaid.”

That was their way of teaching you to write complete sentences, and helping you stop writing phrases thinking they were full sentences. In other words, it was like rubbing aloes on your fingertips to stop you from biting your nails.

But, now that we’re all grown up, let’s recognise that we don’t need these training wheels for our sentences anymore. Your sentence will trot happily along if you start it with a conjunction, and the grammar police won’t put you in shackles.

And to quote Forrest Gump, that’s all I got to say about that.

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Pubic Relations

The best way to proofread is in print. That way the eye isn’t fooled. Better yet, let me proofread for you!

You’d be shocked if you knew how frequently I have to deal with careless, sloppy work delivered by full-time, professional writers. Apart from the frustration I feel, there is a sense of disbelief . . . if you make your living writing, shouldn’t you at least take pride in your work, and do whatever it takes to make sure it reaches the editor with as few errors as possible?


Everyone makes mistakes, myself included. This is why even editors need to be edited. But at the very least, whether you are a professional or an amateur, or simply have a paper to hand in or a memo to send out, please, proofread your work.

And the best way to do this is to print it out and read it with a red-ink pen in your hand. Why? Because the computer screen is a liar. It causes your brain to fill in the blanks, to see what you expect to see, not what is really there.

Paper, however, is brutally honest. It shows up flaws like litmus. We grew up reading on paper, not screens, so our brains aren’t fooled. So if what you’re writing is important, please print it out and read it before you publish it. That way you won’t get caught writing about “pubic relations” when you meant to say “public relations”.

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